Michelle Obama has kicked her husband, President Barack Obama, out of her bedroom after she discovered he was having an affair with a female White House aide.
"This isn't the first time he's pulled this," the furious first lady said to a close friend. "If he wasn't running for re-election, I would have divorced his skinny ass a long time ago! If he loses next year's election, I'll take him for everything he's got when I dump him."
An aide to the President, said Obama is keeping mum on the subject.